The Tropical Socialite
The frog has spoken.
Read the verdict
Guilty of making fruit sound like a graduate degree.
You said “notes of citrus” because saying “tastes like a nice orange” felt too vulnerable.
You’ve learned three names, forgotten two, and somehow been invited to a barbecue.
Prop Wash · Hazy IPA
COME BACK FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.
The frog roasted you.
Your birthday pint is on us.
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